Pandemonium

Ok, Live 8 is this weekend in Philadelphia. Philadelphia as I am sure you all know is the city of Brotherly love. Well the only thing the folks in Philly are going to be loving this weekend is URINE. The City of Philadelphia, has somehow figured that 1,000,000,000 people are going to only need 400 yes thats 400 port-a-pottys. It's going to be a sea of pee.
THE REAL WORLD: PHILADELPHIAThis is the true story of 1 million strangers, picked to go see a concert and have their lives taped, and find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting REAL. The Real World!

Well, Lets see here. What do you get when you cram 300,000 drunk white college students 200,000 smelly dirty hippies and 500,000 Hip Hop Wanna Be Gangsta thug fans into a 1 million square foot area with 400 smelly over flowing port-a-potty's. You get the Live 8 concert. How many of the 300,000 drunk white college boys will here these words? "May we dance with your dates"? This is like a bad Japanese monster movie. P-Diddy meets Dave Matthews. Maybe because I am so Jaded, I am hoping for a disaster.
Daddy? Can you get me Elton John.What do I fucking look like?I have a 3 yr old daughter, She is an elton John fan, Nuff said right. On the Bob the Builder Christmas tape Elton John plays a song writer and Keyboard player for Lenny Lazenby. Elton refered to as John on the tape is trying to write a new song for the group. He has a case of writers block and with the help of Rolly the Steam Roller he fleshes out what is to become Crocodile Rock. I am sure Bernie Taupin has had this problem. Well needless to say my Daughter now loves this song. I am tortured by it every time we are in the car, over and over I hear I remember when Rock was young me and suzi had so much fun holding hands and skimming stones. had an old gold chevy and a place of my own. but the biggest kick I ever got was doing a dance called the crocodile rock while the other kids were rockin round the clock we were hoppin and boppin to the crocodile rock yeah.. You get the picture. Right?So yesterday my Daughter comes into the house and the first words out of her mouth are "Daddy Elton John is going to be in town this weekend. followed by the words "He come to the house"? So I get to explain why Elton John will not be coming to the house how he is a very busy man and such. Well her little heart was broken. So to you Mr. Reginald Dwight, Fuck You for breaking my little girls heart. I will now probably be going into the City which I hate to do these days to stand with a hundred thousand people on the 4th of July so my 3 year old can see the Diva himself.