Saturday, April 30, 2005

Hey assholes wake up and smell the house burning

This is a carry over on the thought of the last post. Bush hitches his wagon to a Meth dealer in the midwest. A METH DEALER IN THE MIDWEST!!! I thought the midwestern states were the fly-over states as Herr Karl Rove would have you believe. The place where the Godless heathens of places like New York and Los Angeles and their "culture will destroy family values.
The midwest produces most of the Meth sold in the US. I remember in the 1970's Marcus Hook Pennsylvania was the Meth Capitol of the world. The meth was run by the Warlocks and Pagans Motorcycle gangs. These guys are not Limo Liberals. Then there were the Enron guys. More people not from NYC or L.A., WorldCom Again not from The left or right coast. Tom Delay, Not from New York. Rush Limbaugh Also not from New York. Sam Brown Brownback, John McCain and Fred Upton all Not Los Angelenos or New Yorkers all taking money from porn Purveyors. Now I'm not down on the Porn Guys but these hypocrites screech about family and middle America It makes me sick. It's as if you are from "The Blue States" ( Hey they call porn blue movies and all the red staters seem to take money from blue movies.) And don't get me started on the Democrats. We already know abouth them the Red Staters have been screaming about it for years, so you really need me to go over the same old ground. I'll hae to be content pointing out the assholes in the Republican party until I find some in my Libertarian party. Hey though we really cant be because we are the party of personal responsibility. Gonna read porn?it's on you Gonna do drugs?It's on you. Gonna go pay someone for sex? It's on you, Better be careful because if you don't, It's gonna be on them. That's just a little joke.

Is it me

In the 90's Bill Clinton could not take a shit without having some oppertunistic Seantor, or Congress(person)man shove their head up his ass. Now 10 years later we have a new President who everytime you turn around, someone he had attached his wagon to is in trouble. The latest is some woman in BOISE, Idaho - A woman once held up by the Bush administration as a crusader against domestic violence is now facing kidnapping and drug charges.
Barbara Dehl, 49, conspired with her live-in boyfriend and another man to abduct a young couple after the three found money, jewelry and drugs missing from Dehl's safe, police said in court documents.
Dehl was indicted by a grand jury this week on two felony counts of kidnapping and one count of trafficking methamphetamine. The men also were indicted on a variety of charges.
All were in custody awaiting arraignment May 4, and they were appointed public defenders. Dehl's lawyer, Joseph Ellsworth, was not immediately available for comment reachable by telephone Friday.
Five years ago, Dehl stood teary-eyed next to Gov. Dirk Kempthorne as he signed a law named after her deceased daughter, Cassandra.
The 17-year-old was killed in 1999 by her boyfriend when he purposefully drove off the road while they were arguing. State courts had refused to issue a protective order against him, contending Idaho's domestic violence law did not apply to dating teenagers. A jury eventually convicted the boyfriend of misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter.
After Cassandra's death, Dehl, a divorced mother, tirelessly lobbied state lawmakers to extend domestic abuse protections to teenagers trapped in abusive dating relationships.
When "Cassie's Law" passed, Kempthorne said Dehl's efforts would become "one of those lasting legacies ... that will save lives in the future."
In 2002, Dehl was appointed by Attorney General John Ashcroft to serve on the National Advisory Committee on Violence Against Women. She attended a ceremony at the White House the next year when President Bush announced initiatives to combat domestic violence.
She appeared on national talk shows, won state citizenship awards and formed an educational nonprofit foundation dedicated to teen domestic violence prevention.

This post was partialy lifted from the Associated press, well a little more partially.

Now I'm going to bore you some more with song lyrics

Dear god, hope you get the letter and...I pray you can make it better down hereI don't mean a big reduction in the price of beerBut all the people that you made in your imageSee them starving in the street'Cause they don't get enough to eat from godI can't believe in youDear god, sorry to disturb you but...I feel that I should be heard loud and clear We all need a big reduction in amount of tears And all the people that you made in your image See them fighting in the street'Cause they can't make opinions meet about god I can't believe in you



Did you make disease and the diamond blue?Did you make mankind after we made you?And the devil too!Dear god don't know if you noticed but...Your name is on a lot of quotes in this bookAnd us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look And all the people that you made in your image still believing that junk is true Well I know it ain't, and so do you Dear god I can't believe in I don't believe I won't believe in heaven or hell No saints, no sinners, no devil as well No pearly gates, no thorny crown You're always letting us humans down The wars you bring, the babes you drown Those lost at sea and never found And it's the same the whole world 'roundThe hurt I see helps to compound That father, son and holy ghost Is just somebody's unholy hoax And if you're up there you'll perceive That my heart's here upon my sleeve If there's one thing I don't believe in....It's you! Dear god!

Reprinted with out premission form XTC. Sorry Andy, Just felt this song needs to see the light of day again.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

No Title

Well it's 11 p.m. and all isn't well. It's all well here though. the Mrs and the kid are safe in bed and asllep. My hockey team won our city championship. We are off to Toronto in June to play some other winners. The daily show just came on. Funny thing Jon Stewart is funnier than Kilbourne was. He is talking about the Bush press conference. What the fuck is up with the hub-bub surrounding a second rate actress Maggie Gyllenhall. All this little lady was say that she felt that Americans had to take a look back at the policies of the last 25 years concerning Muslim nations and the time had to come to see what these policies had sowed. If I remember correctly a few years ago sometime around 2001, it was all the rage to use terms like blow back refering to how U.S. policies "BLEW BACK" in the form of terrorist actions. So this brain Trust Gyllenhall regurgatates a Meet the Press script form two years ago, and is now held up as some sort of leftist traitor. How is that even remotley right. Oh I forgot the "right" feels, anybody who exersizes their first admendment right to question anything the administration of George W. Christ lays out there, then that person is obviously a "Leftist". Well thats all I have to say tonight. I had more but I am tired, and I want to get back to my Vice City game. Some times I just to scream. not just out loud, but at someone balls out spit flying 120 db screaming. Then take that bible out of their hands and shove it right where their brains reside.
btw 39 republicans voted against the 213 million dollars to tool up new Humvees for the folks dying in Iraq. One bit of good news of the 39 voting against the money was Bill Frist and Sam "My house is paid for by my contributors" Brownback. Unfortunatley for the Morose one Rick Santorum voted for the new Humvees. If anybody knows why the far right would vote against this please let me know.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

sy-cai-a-tree

So I went to see a new Dr. today.
One who is supposed to help me with my anger management, and ADD. ADHD is like a constant noise in the background of your thoughts for people who do not have ADD. I do not say suffer with ADD. I do not see it as suffering. It's more of an annoyance. I take Straterra for my ADD it has a tendency to make me sleepy which is pretty screwed up. its like speeding and being sleepy all at the same time. It also makes me angry which is also fucked up because I take one medication to keep me from getting angry. Now I have a conflicting medication. Yeeeeah.
Well, this post was just a time killer to avoid human contact.

Elf and That Furry puppet Alf.

How the fuck can the members of so called "environmental" groups reconcile burning a SUV and the belief that they are helping the environment. When you burn one Suv are you not putting the fumes from paint, plastic, rubber, styrofoam, aluminum, steel, oil, anti-freeze, hydraulic fluid, power steering fluid, transmission fluid, brake fluid, nylon, and a host of other noxious chemical in the air? Where do these assholes get off, passing judgment on others when they are twice as bad. They claim to be helping the environment. Bullshit! At least we know Exxon/Mobile, Ford and all of their subsidiaries, GM And that fucking behemouth HUMMER, (I swear, Gov. Ahhhhhnold must have a really small one to need to drive this to the grocery store.
Another thing what is with all the fucking house fraus driving these.) Too all the HUMMER owners out there, Just why the fuck do you need a urban assault vehicle with little to no storage room, and one that I bet will never see mud? Christ all these HUMMER owners get these trucks all dolled up with the push bumpers and grill protectors only to have them gleam in the sunlight. Back to my point. I know these companies are greedheads, but the likes of an environmental group is to help not be some clandestine terror group. Burn a hundred SUVS and a few houses
You are no more an environmentalist then Mengle was a research Doctor. Now to all the environmentalist's that happn not to be mental. It is up to you to stop these car burring, tree spiking, house destroying assholes. Lest ye be grouped in with them.

Fuck the title.

I am so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED of the religious right. These mother Mary fuckers are fucking up a pretty cool party for the rest of us. Be it Jew, Christian, Hindu, Muslim... Especially Muslim and Christian. I have no less than 12 Godly star fucker channels on my direct T.V. These cock suckers want to tell me what to listen to by trying to censor the likes of Howard Stern, but these lying cock suckers can pollute the airways begging for money with no oversite. and since the likes of Sam Brownback are on the payroll of a bunch of these assholes there is no hope for the average joe. Well fuck it...... And a hearty fuck you to the "Jews" who go on these stations. I watch one woman speak of her jewish heart that was saved by Jesus. MY JEWISH ASS. If your heart was saved by Jesus then you are a FUCKING CHRISTIAN. Now if you are a level headed person of faith (Person of faith now we all have to buy into this little slice of political correctness) Thats cool I guess a belief in something is good. But the extremists in this country are neither Religious or right. I believe they are all the tools of some much bigger evil force. Hell, The Christ went around healing and feeding people, for free I might add. with no strings attached. thats the key, no strings. I bet the republicans would have called Christ a Whore Monger for trying to put forward his agenda, if he tried to pull that shit he pulled in the Temple today. I think Elvis said it best. Whats so funny about peace love and understanding.
But I think it is more like the line from The The, "If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA.
Whew. And who the fuck is Nancy Grace on CNN. What a loud mouth piece of work this bleached blonde is.

Monday, April 25, 2005

The Tool Shed

In this installment of The Tool of the week, we have a trifecta.

Time to "Delay" The ethics probe.
Tom Delay: For going above and beyond the call of duty of being a scumbag.
This scumbag called for transparency in government. What he actually meant was transparency for anyone outside the Republican party.

Mr. Frist goes to Washington.
Bill Frist: Mr. Frist seems to have a very short memory.
He seems to have forgotten the 60 nominations he and fellow Replutocrats, shot down during the Clinton Administration. Up and Down vote indeed. Now he wants to do away with a tool the founding fathers ( I use the term Founding Fathers to include anybody who did some kind of work in the 3 branches prior to 1994. If the likes of Bill Frist and Rick Santorum can be strict Constitutionalists and continuiously remind us that the "Founding Fathers" could not have know how things like the filibuster would be used. Well if thats the case, I bet the framers of the constitution would have been mighty surprised with the AK 47 and a whole host of assault weapons.) installed to help insure that no party could have absolute power. If we used a straight up and down vote in 2000 Al Gore would have been president. So I do not want hear about majority rule.

It's Santorum not sanitarium.
Rick Santorum: Rick Santorum, What more can be said about this self righteous twit.
Ok I'll admit it I do not like a single thing about this man, except maybe the fact that he tried to repeal a 1990 tax on beer. Man, way to go Rick. Rick has found a way to piggy back his name on the whole filibuster thing, so he can insure his presidential bid in 08. Do I smell a Frist Santorum ticket? Or will Rick and Bill, or Neil and Bob as I like to call them try to destroy eachother to be the first in line to fall to their knees at the alter of their masters, the religious extremists.

Rick Santorum may become a regular in the Tool Shed.
A hearty thank you to our Tools of the week.
In future posts, I will try to be non-partisian. It was just a very Replutocrat week.
I'm thinking next week, ECO-Terror Hippies. Sheesh what a bunch of tools these assholes are.

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